Roter Teppich FAILS - die besten von 2022

Red carpet FAILS - best of 2022

About 3 years ago, I started a tradition on my personal Instagram account of commenting on the fashion fails that are inevitable at red carpet events.
I used a simple story format to satirically comment on the failed outfits, and it attracted a lot of attention over time. Soon friends were sending me messages asking me to post new stories because they found it so funny and entertaining.

In this post, I'll try to bring you a best-of from 2022. This is meant to be satirical content that entertains. It is not meant to offend in any way. I am a firm believer that life is much easier when we are able to laugh at ourselves. For the vast majority of these "fails", I believe they came to fruition because of really bad styling advice ;)



The shelf around the hips must have been very handy to put drinks on.
When you're sitting in the middle of an acupuncture session and suddenly find yourself rushing to the Oscars.
This brings back childhood memories. Of the scarecrows on my grandfather's farm.
Dangerously close.
When you decide to wear a museum. Could be worse. For example, if she had decided to wear a landfill.



What happens when you ask, "Does this dress make me fatter?" and everyone around you lies.


Before and After.


Simple math.




When you are embalmed in the afternoon and are already haunting places at night.


Flatulence. Such a hassle.


If a bell had eyes and legs.
When you cross a pig with a Power Ranger.
When they took you out of the matrix, but they didn't take the matrix out of you.
No extra words needed.
"What are your expectations for tonight?"
-"No more being virgins".
"So, how would you like your makeup?"
- "Paint me a broken nose, please".
Looking forward to an equally fun 2023 :)

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